I don’t know much about sports, especially cricket, so I’ve been given these rules to try and understand. I’m still struggling a bit, to be honest…
“You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!”
(Alan)
I’m not going to embed the video here, but just to keep up the tradition of Zidane posts I have so far, here’s a link to video of Zidane (or a Zidane pretender) headbutting his horse, from a French news programme. Link
Sophie Ellis Bextor was found head-butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.
It was murder on Zidanes’ floor… (boom boom)
(Courtesy of Popbitch)
How Zidane’s headbut was seen through various eyes.
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(Courtesy of Sree)
(Edit - Seeing as I’m not all that fussed about football, I seem to have put quite a lot of football related humour on here so far!)
Saddam Hussein has been found guilty of war crimes and has been sentenced to death by firing squad. The Court has granted his last request which was to name his own firing squad. Mr. Hussein chose Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher from 12 yards.
(Courtesy of SpaceCowboy. Very poor.)
Anyone who knows me knows that I’m not that bothered about football, but I did watch the World Cup while England were in it. I shouted “C’mon England” quite loudly at the time (as is the custom) but it didn’t seem to make much difference.
David Beckham’s resignation letter (courtesy of SpaceCowboy)…
