My effort with the Obama Inauguration Speech Generator…
My fellow Americans, today is a silly day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “beer”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fail.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces small and meaningless challenges like never before. Our economy is screwed. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for cake. Our healthcare system is dead. If your ass is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a plumber. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a tarnished thing. But partying together we can right this ship, and set a course for Mars.
Finally, I must thank my deluded family, my hopeless campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank baby Jesus for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of duping the American people. Without your lame efforts, none of this would have been possible.
A balanced, open-minded, objective approach to voting…
