For Tim, who’s probably already got one…

Other Star Wars novelty items that never left the drawing board…
From Michael
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
Smiffy has brought to my attention the gentle sounds of Pig Destroyer…
Check out the track “Pretty in Casts”. Why this isn’t on Terry Wigons playlist on Radio 2 I don’t know.
Also spotted on the message board, the following image:

Smiffy has suggested that the guy on the right has been looking through some ‘practical joke’ binoculars that have had ink applied to the bits where you put your eyes, whereas I thought perhaps the two on the left are just shaking their heads and going “oh no!!!” while the one on the right is having a hearty laugh at the size of the large turnip in his hand.
Aaaanyway.
Recommended by Kam: little girl gets ball in face and goes flying.
Thanks Kam, you sadist.
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Hardcore gangsta rap. Word up.
(Smiffy)

























