Another ace comment, about the God Hates These Gay Bands story…
sinatra? metallica? you sound like the fag.
all i see is a bunch of bands that have done more in their lives, hell probably do more in one week, then you could hope to accomplish in a lifetime.
Genius.
Know nothing about football? This is all you’ll ever need. It tells you everything about football. It is quite clearly marked as a book about football, and what’s more, it is the ultimate guide to football. There will never be a better guide to football, as this is the ultimate guide to football. Other publishers may try, but they’ll fail. This guide is the best there can ever be, as measured on the Bachen-Frauenhoffer universal guidebook scale.
Fact.
(at the book club)
Spotted by Struddo somewhere round ‘ere…
“Ex prawn star!”
“This driver is very shellfish!”
And an almost 5H1Tplate…
“JIB COD”
For Tim, who’s probably already got one…
Other Star Wars novelty items that never left the drawing board…
From Michael
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
Misconceptions about Absinthe:
- It does not have any psychotropic or hallucenogenic properties, no more than any other alchohol.
- It’s not supposed to be drunk neat. It’s supposed to be drunk diluted to the strength of wine.
- It was never banned in the UK.
So I got some (see left) from here.
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