Mobile bugger stroller for sale, for all those buggers that need strolling. Presumably they’re not a bugger anymore, hence the sale.

Lucky it’s mobile, otherwise those buggers won’t be going very far…

Shopping trolley already sold!

Timewasters waste time, by definition. But in this case, they wasted so much time not wasting the time of the shopping trolley seller, they missed the opportunity for some prime timewasting. Or did they? Are they ironic timewasters?

Hurry before that broken sewing machine gets snapped up…

FOR SALE

SHOPPING-TROLLEY - 2 WHEELS -
BEIGE-CHECK - NEW - £4.50

SEWING MACHINE - NOT WORKING -
NEEDS REPAIR - FREE - TO COLLECT

NO TIMEWASTERS - PLEASE

As everyone knows, broken sewing machines are notorious for attracting time wasters.

What is a “reasonal” price?

Probly bout twenny pownd, innit.

Enterprising elderly gentleman, or randy old bugger? Either way, it clearly states that this is an offer for LADIES ONLY.

Gents sheepskin jacket for sale. Very clean, but on reflection, actually not very warm…

So let me get this straight. I pay you, a complete stranger, £48 a week to have the keys to my house while I’m on holiday, so that you can “feed my cats” and “water my plants”?

I suppose if I give you my bank details you’ll “manage my finances” as well, will you?

Thanks but no thanks.

4 “weeles” for a fiesta car, yours for 30 quid. Quality.

Bags of coke for sale in Clifton for a “fuel fire”? Yeah, right.

Those ladders seem to be proving hard to sell (and spell)! Alumimum?