Q: Why is it a terrible idea to pour salt onto Wikipedia?
A: Because it’s Open Sores!
(Web 2 point lol?)
Q: What is the most powerful office supply?
A: The ruler!
(a foot lolng!)
(via)
The following joke explores the meaning of the hame “Hasselhoff”.
Why is The Hoff called The Hoff?
It’s less Hassle…
You may now laugh. Or you may not.
Really.
Apparently he rubbed the back of his neck, and his head fell off.
(Ania)
Just seen a sign outside B&Q: “Stainless Steel Sinks”.
Bit obvious, I thought.
Saw this on the B3ta newsletter, and vaguely chuckled:
Apparently Guy Ritchie’s wife has been asked to star in a tutorial on putting videos in Facebook profiles. It’s called Embed with Madonna.”
From the “Jo and Twiggy’s Kids in the Car” spot of this morning’s Jo and Twiggy breakfast show, on Nottingham commercial radio station Trent FM…
Q: Why did the baker have smelly fingers?
A: Because he kneaded a poo.
Well, I laughed anyway.
Previous kids in the car joke here
Q: Why should you never replace your sandwich toaster?
A: Better the Breville you know.
(Popbitch)
From the “Jo and Twiggy’s Kids in the Car” spot of this morning’s Jo and Twiggy breakfast show, on Nottingham commercial radio station Trent FM:
Q: Why did the golf player wear two pairs of trousers
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Yes, that’s what you’re missing on commercial radio. It really is that good.
