Really.
Apparently he rubbed the back of his neck, and his head fell off.
(Ania)
Just seen a sign outside B&Q: “Stainless Steel Sinks”.
Bit obvious, I thought.
Saw this on the B3ta newsletter, and vaguely chuckled:
Apparently Guy Ritchie’s wife has been asked to star in a tutorial on putting videos in Facebook profiles. It’s called Embed with Madonna.”
From the “Jo and Twiggy’s Kids in the Car” spot of this morning’s Jo and Twiggy breakfast show, on Nottingham commercial radio station Trent FM…
Q: Why did the baker have smelly fingers?
A: Because he kneaded a poo.
Well, I laughed anyway.
Previous kids in the car joke here
Q: Why should you never replace your sandwich toaster?
A: Better the Breville you know.
(Popbitch)
From the “Jo and Twiggy’s Kids in the Car” spot of this morning’s Jo and Twiggy breakfast show, on Nottingham commercial radio station Trent FM:
Q: Why did the golf player wear two pairs of trousers
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Yes, that’s what you’re missing on commercial radio. It really is that good.
The following joke is about one-armed butlers:
Q: Did you hear about the one-armed butlers?
A: They can take it, but they can’t dish it out.
(Popbitch)
- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
- A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “OK, I’ll serve you, but don’t you start anything.”
- Two peanuts walk into a bar - one was a salted.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm and says: “I’d like a beer please, and one for the road”.
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
- Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning”. “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.
- The Invisible Man marries The Invisible Woman. The kids weren’t much to look at either.
