Sir Terry Wig-on and Allied Carpets sing “Little Drummer Boy”.
All for charidee of course, but we don’t like to talk about that mate.
When I started my old job, I had to take an aptitude test, set by a company called Parity. They sent back a letter with my results, which I just found whilst having a clear out…
This person shows signs of superior logical ability and is a consistently careful worker. He made no errors at all, and he works much faster than the average pace.
This test shows that he is really really clever, and everyone thinks so, especially girls, who really fancy him and want to have his babies. Oh yes. This person will become a superior systems analyst/programmer, and is undoubtedly a superior lover as well.
We recommend him for employment in systems analysis/programming, with a salary of at least £50k, a company car, and plenty of scotch eggs.
Bigger version here.
