I was wondering what you thought of my new shoes. I was looking for something smart for formal occasions.
Nice.
Children’s entertainer at weekends?
No, I just wear them when I do my other job collecting trolleys from the car park at Asda
The shoes are fine, but what’s with the socks?? I think to have them matching is going overboard.
Up your way tomorrow if it snows,a nice walk in the park n a pint in the tavern.
Barnze - lucky man… I’ve got to go London for work. Unless I get snowed in!
I think those shoes would match certain articles in my wardrobe perfectly.
Skytower, they might go nicely with your Cesar Romero outfit…
I think they will work out just fine! 
You know Pinksy, I had to reword my post after your comment. I obviously don’t have the usual mindset operating today.
…or maybe there’s something wrong with the way MY mind works?!
They’re very … bright.
OMG they are so funny… the pants are yours also????
Oh, those old things I just wear for funerals and chasing cats
Those shoes will look a lot better once you wipe off the ketchup and mustard.
i think your a fuckin retard. get your fat ass off of the computer and get a job homo.
Lazy fat ass son of a bitch… I’d knock a nigga out for wearin shoes that stupid you dumb cunt!
Love, Chelsea
Nice one!!! I’ve got a job, and I haven’t really got a pair of shoes like that (it’s a joke - the English sense of humour you see), and I haven’t got a fat ass. I might be lazy sometimes though. You’d really “knock a nigga out” for wearing clown shoes? What if he was actually a clown? Or do shoes in general make you angry? What about espadrilles? Or are they borderline? I once had an altercation with a man who was wearing spats, so I can see where you’re coming from…
Nice work though.
Love, a fuckin retard.
Classic!
