Jo O’Meara, Celebrity Big Brother chin, rocks backwards and forwards on GMTV. It’s been proven by scientists that if you rock backwards and forwards, people will feel really sorry for you.
From another website:
Jo O’Meara whines about being “portrayed” as a racist bully on Sleb Big Bro. Yesterday morning, she was blubbing all over GMTV; Dr Hilary and the sofa gang were doing very serious voices and the gist of the piece was that she was somehow a victim in all this, abandoned to her distress by the evil producers of BB.
Jo, darling, you stitched yourself up. Nobody “portrayed” you as anything. You opened your big, fat, fag-stinking gob and those vile things flopped out all by themselves. The best thing you could do now would be to slink off to your dogs and your erstwhile obscurity.
But there’s no business like victimhood business, and this could be a whole new career for the Chin.
Jo:
…unfortunately I felt like I was a guinea pig or something, I felt like I was put in a fish tank…
Yeah, I’ve always hated that about Big Brother. All those two-way mirrors and cameras all the time.
This website just gets better and better, and with quality features like this, no wonder it’s pulling in the punters:
My Happy Shopper mug.
It’s got little feet and everything. My mum found it in the garage. Apparently I saved up some tokens for it - really. I’m going to sell it on eBay - I’m sure it will set me up with a nice little nestegg for the future…
Here’s how to code your own “Most commented” widget for your self-hosted Wordpress site, without the need for a single plugin. See my left sidebar for an example (”Popular Posts”).
First, find the .php files that are part of your template. They are normally in wp-content\themes\<your theme>, whatever <your theme> might be. You’ll probably want to put the widget in your sidebar, so a lot of themes probably have a sidebar.php file. Open it up in your preferred text editor.
I’ll explain the MySQL query first. Then I’ll add a bit of PHP around it, and wrap it all together at the end.
What you can do with lots of old James Earl Jones movies, and some Star Wars clips, quite amusing!
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(from Malnurtured Snay)
Q: Why should you never replace your sandwich toaster?
A: Better the Breville you know.
(Popbitch)
Jack Black plays Nacho, a Friar by day, and “Luchadores” wrestler by night, with the help of his weedy partner Esqueleto, “to wiin morneee to buy food for the leedle keedies”, and win the heart of Sister Encarnacion.
This is the third film by the director of Napoleon Dynamite, Jared Hess.
It’s alright, but not as good as Napoleon Dynamite. Jack Black’s the wrong type of actor (loud) for this type of comedy (quirky).
6.5 out of 10.
From the “Jo and Twiggy’s Kids in the Car” spot of this morning’s Jo and Twiggy breakfast show, on Nottingham commercial radio station Trent FM:
Q: Why did the golf player wear two pairs of trousers
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Yes, that’s what you’re missing on commercial radio. It really is that good.
Tim - you so want one of these toys…
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10,000 hits since June 2006… The mind boggles!
Thanks to Thermal, who stumbled my Zero-G Dog post, generating about 7000 hits in one week.
Incidentally, the 10,000th hit was by David Airey, a guy who runs a creative design blog, worth a butcher’s hook.
