Things to do in Crawley.
#17: sit on a roundabout and get your mate to rev the back wheel of his moped on it to make it spin round really fast until you get flung off and end up in A&E.
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Update 01/08/2006: since posting, this has ended up on BBC News: Link
David Hasselhoff advertising Pipex broadband.
Link (Opens in Windows Media Player - needs sound)
I’m not going to embed the video here, but just to keep up the tradition of Zidane posts I have so far, here’s a link to video of Zidane (or a Zidane pretender) headbutting his horse, from a French news programme. Link
You might remember my earlier post about the fantastic sand sculpture Holly made while we were on holiday in Great Yarmouth (actually, it was Hopton Holiday Village, near Great Yarmouth) earlier in July. While we were there, they had a couple of cabaret acts, one of which was called “Monarchy” - a tribute to Queen. I took a short video clip with the still camera, while they were doing “Radio Ga Ga”. The lead singer was quite good, and the Brian May guy had an impressive wig.
I’ve uploaded the video for you to see. (needs sound)
Freddie Mercury would be so proud.
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I had to look twice at this. It looks like a made-up picture, but it’s really a kite in the shape of a mouse cursor |
(Courtesy of BoingBoing)
I’ve set up a group photo album on www.flickr.com for all the pictures people took at Carla and Kristian’s wedding…
Go here to find out more…
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted.
(Courtesy of Popbitch)
I was in town the other day trying to buy a nice picture for the lounge. I saw one of Mount Everest, really nice, so I asked the shopkeeper how much.
“800 quid”, they said.
“That’s a bit steep!”.
“What are you looking for?”, they replied.
“Something with animals in”, I said.
So they showed me a picture of Bambi. “How much is that?”, I asked.
“500 quid”, they said.
“That’s a little deer!”
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How do you get a fat bird into bed?
- Piece of cake.
(Please note, these are my dad’s jokes, not mine!)
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(Cheers Dad!)
…on the birth of their baby boy, temporarily named “Boy 2″, arriving in full working order!
Not wishing to embarrass Lou before she gets chance to vet the pictures of her post-childbirth, here’s the proud father with Offspring V1.0…
